Octomom Porn? Nadya Suleman Offered $1 Million by Vivid Video for Movie

February 26, 2009 – 4:28 pm by Corey

Nadya “Octomom” Suleman has become infamous for what came out of her… now she may gain more notoriety for what is going to be going in her. Fox News reports that respected porn purveyor Vivid Video has offered noted lunatic and collagen fan Nadya “Octomom” Suleman $1 million to be featured in her own movie. Even better, Vivid wants the fertile Suleman, who gave birth to octuplets last month, to have eight different sex scenes with eight different men. The Angelina Jolie superfan, who certainly has the DSL’s to pull it off with the pros has yet to respond to the generous offer.

Vivid CEO and humanitarian Steve Hirsch stated “She’s struggling financially and this is a woman who wants to provide for her kids.” He continued, “this way she can hold her head high and not be using taxpayers money to support her family.” (Steve Hirsch should be rewarded for such a ridiculous statement - then again, he is the CEO of Vivid Video).

Suleman’s possible new film can join such classic Vivid titles such as Rip Me a New Asshole, Count Spermula, Gee I Hardly Blew You, In ‘Er Circle, Top Shelf Tits, Assport and Wow, What a Rimjob!

This Nadya Suleman is a hot mess if we’ve ever seen one. I’m mean, with all these kids and those lips that look like two hot dogs are her face, we at Buzz Pirates expect great things from this “celebrity.”

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