Archive for January, 2009
Thursday, January 29th, 2009
Hershey, PA, 3:08pm - In what crunchologists are referring to as the worst mid-afternoon malnuritionment in nearly a decade of taste satisfaction, a 29 year old man died of a Snack Attack on Monday. The Snack Attack brings to mind a 711 incident in which 6 died in a pre-Macho ...
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Wednesday, January 28th, 2009
You go girl! Last week Jessica Alba (The Love Guru), was slammed by Bill O'Reilly and TMZ for saying to a member of the paparazzi ""Be neutral about it, be Sweden!" O'Reilly and TMZ (among many other media sources) made her look dumb, because in fact Switzerland is classically referred ...
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Wednesday, January 28th, 2009
Reykjavik Iceland, USA – Following the collapse of the Icelandic government, President Barack Obama signed the historic "Iceland Purchase" on Tuesday. This led to the immediate ratifying of "Proposition 32 Degrees" which led to the subsequent announcement that Iceland has become the 51st State.
The addition has been a godsend for ...
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Sunday, January 25th, 2009
Fun, simple, memorable music and with a distinctively colorful look that was ahead of its time, Dig Dug is the latest entry into the Class Video Game Spotlight. Dig Dug was released by Namco in 1982, but countless versions have been released on various platforms since.
The basic concept behind Dig ...
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Sunday, January 25th, 2009
Sexy Brit Rhona Mitra was hot enough to be the original model for Tomb Raider's Lara Croft well before Angelina Jolie. The starlet with the distinctive sultry voice has proven herself on TV in The Practice, Boston Legal and Nip/Tuck and has crafted a successful movie career. After years of ...
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Thursday, January 22nd, 2009
What's up with Good Morning America's Diane Sawyer? A long time on the air or too many cocktails? The producers should have known better then to keep sticking her on the air without letter her sleep. She may have attended a few too many Inaugural Balls without being afforded the ...
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Tuesday, January 20th, 2009
Houston, Texas - With the inauguration of President-Elect Barack Obama quickly approaching, work began Monday on the George W. Bush Memorial Magazine Stand. As per the President's special request, lead designer Monte LeCriff has been charged with the task of creating a magazine stand which will be both colorful and ...
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Monday, January 19th, 2009
Joaquin Phoenix is joking right? The "Walk the Line" star and talented actor announced his retirement from acting last October, and now has begun his rap career. C'mon man, I know you ain't goin out like that, Joaquin? The now shaggy Phoenix made his debut performance as a rapper over ...
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Sunday, January 18th, 2009
Welcome to a new Buzz Pirate feature... our Classic Video Game Spotlight. For the first game to be highlighted we are going with quite possibly my favorite arcade game ever, the original "Punch-Out!!"
Nintendo first made a name for itself with hits like Donkey Kong and Mario Brothers, but before Nintendo ...
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Saturday, January 17th, 2009
Boy George was recently sentenced to fifteen months in jail for imprisoning Norwegian male escort Auden Carlsen. Apparently, in a drug-fueled fit of sex-play, Mr. Boy George (real name: George O'Dowd) handcuffed Mr. Carlsen to a wall hook. In an effort to refute the charges, the singer claimed that his ...
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