Buzz Pirates Douche(s) of the Day: Heath and Deborah Campbell

So, it finally happened. Decades of inbred, white trash insanity has led to someone naming their kid Adolf Hitler… actually the little pecker’s name is Adolf Hitler Campbell. Are you kidding me with these parents? C’mon man? Heath and Deborah Campbell…you should be ashamed of your lack of class and for saddling your kid with such a horrible name. Although, one look at the happy family pictured on the right, and you can’t help but not be all that surprised.

The beginning of what will surely be a happy childhood became national news today when a local ShopRite refused to print a birthday cake with the child’s full name on it. Fortunately the redoubtable Wal-Mart was willing to make the sale with the full name on it.

The real surprise here is that the family lives in Hunterdon County, New Jersey right on the Pennsylvania border. I guess this is a victory for the South?

The Campbells’ other two children also have screwed up names: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell. Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because “no one else in the world would have that name.” Heath Campbell goes on to make it sound like he isn’t a racist piece of shit…but the real crime is that the government hasn’t stepped in and neutered these people. Either way, Mr. White Power can take his neck tat, his fugly wife and horribly named kids and go crawl back in his trailer and watch Judge Judy and America’s Funniest Home Videos.

Smile Heath and Deborah Campbell: you are Buzz Pirates Douche(s) of the Day.

13 thoughts on “Buzz Pirates Douche(s) of the Day: Heath and Deborah Campbell

  1. You’re not a racist, and your kid has Aryan Nation in their name? Give me a break. You wanted a swastika put on a cake and can’t imagine why that would cause a problem? Are you slow? It’s just a name? You obviously know otherwise, or you wouldn’t have chosen to give little innocent babies names filled with such hatred to be carried throughout their lifetimes. I hope JoyceLynn Aryan Nation brings home a nice black man straight from Africa for you to meet. It’s people like you who don’t even deserve to have children.

  2. I this whole thing happened in Denmark, not New Jersey. I read about it several days ago.

  3. “but the real crime is that the government hasn’t stepped in a neutered these people.”

    Sounds like the “Hitler Family” aren’t the only folks around here with a fascist streak in them.

  4. Piece of shit welfare Losers!! They claim they can’t work but they can pop out a kid every year!!! Services should look into their false claims!!

  5. the kid is so cute, he could become a big person if named normally… i’m so sorry about the little Adolf Hitler, he doesn’t yet realise what will happen to him later…

  6. Jerry Gladhand:

    Holland=Dutch people=speak dutch. Country north of Belgium, next to Germany.

    Denmark=Danes=speak Danish. Country above Germany. Nothing to do with Holland

  7. These people are white trash. How could you in good conscience name your children such terrible names. If you are not a racist, then what are you. Your children will have to live with these names the rest of their lives. If they were smart, they would disconnect from you when they are 18 and change their names. What is wrong with society today? They are sick people and should be kept in a trailer park for racists. They got what they wanted, notarity, but the bad kind. Lets keep these people in check. Disgraceful individuals.

  8. Just because the parents are stupid…it doesn’t give the State of New Jersey the right to take away their children…

    The first posting…is hateful, too…so the people look like goobers…looks aren’t everything…I do sense the parents care about their kids…they are just weird…

    Hopefully, the father will change the names and the children can be returned…

    DYFS is more like Doofus…

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