Archive for December, 2008
Tuesday, December 30th, 2008
Are you a Superhero that has failed to register yourself properly? Now there is a poorly designed website for you!
Check out this interview from Fox News with real-life superhero razorhawk...
The World Superhero Registry is a place where real life superheros come together... they are making a bit of a name ...
Posted in Bizarre News | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, December 24th, 2008
Bumpus Mills, TN- Weeks of torment at James Polk Middle School of lone Jewish first grader Jerry Steinburg hit its apex this morning. For the last three weeks leading up to Christmas, Steinburg had been the victim of continuous barbs about his beliefs and traditions. The teasing began when first grade ...
Posted in Fake News, General | 4 Comments »
Friday, December 19th, 2008
Alabama:
Boar Tush, AL
Booker T City, AL
Cluttsville, AL
Coal Fire, AL
Dollar, AL
Frog Eye, AL
Gobblers Crossing, AL
Golddust, AL - like the wrestler?
Intercourse, AL
Milk Springs, AL
Nymph, AL
Phil Campbell, AL
Pig Eye, AL
Scarce Grease, AL - One of my favorites
Slicklizzard, AL
Slickrock Ford, AL
Smelley, AL - That's where you're from, brah
Smut Eye, AL
Snoddy, AL
The Bottle, AL
Water Valley, ...
Posted in General | 6 Comments »
Tuesday, December 16th, 2008
So, it finally happened. Decades of inbred, white trash insanity has led to someone naming their kid Adolf Hitler... actually the little pecker's name is Adolf Hitler Campbell. Are you kidding me with these parents? C'mon man? Heath and Deborah Campbell...you should be ashamed of your lack of class and ...
Posted in Bizarre News, Douche of the Day | 13 Comments »
Tuesday, December 16th, 2008
The trailer for X-Men Origins: Wolverine was just released yesterday, and I've got to be honest... its looks pretty bad ass. At least the trailer is well done. After the stinking pile of crap that was X Men 3, I pretty much figured that this series was down for the ...
Posted in movies | 1 Comment »
Monday, December 15th, 2008
I don't know where he ranks among the Saturday Night Live elite, but Andy Samberg certainly knows how to make a funny music video. The main man behind Lazy Sunday and Dick in a Box has created another funny masterpiece with the raunchy short "Jizz in My Pants." I love ...
Posted in General | 1 Comment »
Friday, December 12th, 2008
When Randy Bailey, the 49 year-old wedding videographer from Eagle Rock, Missouri, became the eleventh person voted out SURVIVOR: GABON a few weeks ago, we were a little disappointed. Not because we like Randy, mind you, but because we felt like it was a missed opportunity for us to dish ...
Posted in Douche of the Day, Television | No Comments »
Wednesday, December 10th, 2008
Guess I've always had a bit of a fascination with names. Especially interesting names. My name is not interesting...Matt. To be more specific, I've always had a fascination with people who have had to...or chosen to...change their names. There is quite a litany of famous people ...
Posted in Celebrities, General | No Comments »
Tuesday, December 9th, 2008
C'mon man? Are you kidding me Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich? What kind of name is Rod anyway. I'll tell you what kind...the kind belonging to Buzz Pirates' Douche of the Day: Rod Blagojevich.
Douchey McGee was arrested by federal law enforcement agents today. The FBI alleged that the governor solicited ...
Posted in Douche of the Day | No Comments »
Sunday, December 7th, 2008
Baldwin, Long Island, New York - In a move some are saying is brilliant, if not some sort of basic error, 50 Cent unveiled the newest member of the hip hop collective "G-Unit," Thursday, 73 year old Gertrude "Gertie" Schwartzfarb. The self described cat-lover and homemaker replaces former member Young Buck and ...
Posted in Fake News, Music | 2 Comments »
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