Billy Mays… You, Sir Are On Notice

November 9, 2008 – 8:01 pm by Corey

I don’t know what it is about this guy Billy Mays… I just don’t like him. He’s that infomercial douche-ington best known for promoting OxiClean, Mighty Putty, Orange Glo, and other scam ready products. I think this guy would tell you anything was good for a pile of nickels. He’s all yelly, what with his Just For Men beard and his big hand movements…this guy can go beat it.

This is a perfect example of what I think of this guy, he should be always associated with a toilet.

Look at all the crap this guy is peddling:
* Aquapel
* Awesome Auger, Ground Aug, Weed Auger, and Power Extender
* Bedazzler
* Big City Slider Station
* Black Swan Furniture
* Bloomin’ Onion Maker
* Buddy Putty
* Calcium Lime Rust
* Currie Motors Chrysler Credit Hotline
* Cutco Kitchenware
* Ding King automotive dent remover
* Easy Off Bam!
* Energize energy supplement
* EngraveIt
* FixIt car scratch remover
* FoneFree wireless cellphone headset
* Foodsaver
* FreeFone wireless phone holder
* Gopher reach extending tool
* Handy Switch
* Hercules Hook wall hangers
* iCan Benefit Group, LLC
* Kaboom
* Lint-B-Gone lint brush
* Liquid Diamond car waxing product
* Mantis Roto-Tiller
* Micro-Men Duster
* Mighty Mend It
* Mighty Putty
* Never-Scrub tile cleaner
* Orange Clean, Orange Glo
* OxiClean
* Quik Strip wire stripping tool
* Ragazzi’s Italian Restaurant and Pizzeria
* Samurai Shark knife sharpener
* Sandstrom OnTV
* Sealtite Tire Sealant
* Simoniz Fix It Scratch Remover
* Slider Station Burger Maker
* Steam Buddy
* Street Options Auto Accessories
* Swiffer SweeperVac
* Tommy and Rumble
* Turbo Tiger vacuum cleaner
* Vidalia Chop-it
* Vidalia Slice-it
* Vidalia Slice Wizard
* Zorbeez absorbent towels

Here’s my guy falling in a bathtub he’s cleaning…

And here’s a funny remix of Billy May’s greatest hits…

So, there you have it, one more name on the shit list. Billy Mays… you sir are on notice

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7 Responses to “Billy Mays… You, Sir Are On Notice”
By scratch and dent on January 22, 2009 @ 8:42 am

great post !!
I read a few of your other entires.where can i subscribe to your blog?
Thank you for sharing.
By postit on June 3, 2009 @ 8:20 pm

when he fell into the tub was the best part!
By nick on June 28, 2009 @ 4:16 pm

RIP Billy Mays
1958-2009
By TiffNye on October 11, 2009 @ 2:18 am

If Billy Mays was such a “Douche Bag”, then why would he have been hired to introduce so many products?! You’re an asshole, and apparently, since you have nothing going for your own life, considering you have a website such as this, “bullying” on more successfull and dead people… Did you even consider the fact that he was a father? He was making a living for his family! Grow the fuck up! Oh, and don’t worry about emailing me back. Trust me, I will not respond. Thank you, and have a FANTASTIC day!!!
By Corey on October 14, 2009 @ 6:57 pm

First off, we never called him a “Douche Bag” and second this article went up on November 2008 and he died June 2009… so take it easy TiffNye