The 12 Best Bond Girls
October 24, 2008 – 11:46 am by Corey
Every James Bond flick has a number of key ingredients that make it, well…a James Bond flick. There is always the super evil villain with a sinister plot for world domination, tons of high tech gadgets and cool vehicles, ridiculously impossible escapes from certain death, and of course…the Bond Girls. In keeping with our James Bond theme leading up to the release of Quantum of Solace, Buzz Pirates proudly presents our list of the 12 Best Bond Girls.
12. Tracy Draco in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (Played by Diana Rigg)
Hotness: 6
Ass Kicking Ability: 5
Name Creativity: 2
Total Score: 13
Ass Kicking Ability: 5
Name Creativity: 2
Total Score: 13
11. Domino Petacchi in Never Say Never Again (played by Kim Bassinger)
Hotness: 9
Ass Kicking Ability: 3
Name Creativity: 2
Total Score: 14
Ass Kicking Ability: 3
Name Creativity: 2
Total Score: 14
10. Jill Masterson in Goldfinger (played by Shirley Eaton)
Hotness: 7 (especially if you’re into body paint)
Ass Kicking Ability: 3
Name Creativity: 4
Total Score: 14
Ass Kicking Ability: 3
Name Creativity: 4
Total Score: 14
9. Christmas Jones in The World is Not Enough (Played by Denise Richards)
Hotness: 8
Ass Kicking Ability: 4
Name Creativity: 6 - entirely because of the line “I thought Christmas only comes once a year.”
Total Score: 18
Ass Kicking Ability: 4
Name Creativity: 6 - entirely because of the line “I thought Christmas only comes once a year.”
Total Score: 18
8. Plenty O’Toole in Diamonds are Forever - (played by Lana Wood)
Hotness: 8
Ass Kicking Ability: 3
Name Creativity: 8 (see clip below)
Total Score: 19
Ass Kicking Ability: 3
Name Creativity: 8 (see clip below)
Total Score: 19
7. Aki in You Only Live Twice (played by Akiko Wakabayashi) - killed by a ninja
Hotness: 7
Ass Kicking Ability: 8
Name Creativity: 4
Total Score: 19
Ass Kicking Ability: 8
Name Creativity: 4
Total Score: 19
6. Mayday in View to a Kill - (played by Grace Jones)
Hotness: 6 (if you want to be her bitch)
Ass Kicking Ability: 10
Name Creativity: 4
Total Score: 20
Ass Kicking Ability: 10
Name Creativity: 4
Total Score: 20
5. Jinx in Die Another Day (played by Halle Berry)
Hotness: 9 (it would be a 10 if she had a repeat performance of Swordfish.)
Ass Kicking Ability: 7
Name Creativity: 5
Total Score: 21
Ass Kicking Ability: 7
Name Creativity: 5
Total Score: 21
4. Holly Goodhead in Moonraker (played by Lois Chiles)
Hotness: 8
Ass Kicking Ability: 5
Name Creativity: 9
Total Score: 22
Ass Kicking Ability: 5
Name Creativity: 9
Total Score: 22
3. Honey Ryder in Dr. No (played by Ursula Andress - she also played Vesper Lynd in the original Casino Royale)
Hotness: 9
Ass Kicking Ability: 6
Name Creativity: 7
Total Score: 22
Ass Kicking Ability: 6
Name Creativity: 7
Total Score: 22
2. Pussy Galore in Goldfinger (played by Honor Blackman)
Hotness: 6
Ass Kicking Ability: 7
Name Creativity: 10
Total Score: 23
Ass Kicking Ability: 7
Name Creativity: 10
Total Score: 23
1. Octopussy in Octopussy (played by Maud Adams)
Hotness: 9
Ass Kicking Ability: 4
Name Creativity: 10
Total Score: 23
Ass Kicking Ability: 4
Name Creativity: 10
Total Score: 23
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2 Responses to “The 12 Best Bond Girls”
Ha ha, So none from the latest Bond then