Archive for September, 2008

Heather Locklear and Buzz Pirates Best Celebrity Mug Shots

Monday, September 29th, 2008

Heather Locklear was arrested over the weekend on suspicion of driving while under the influence of prescription drugs. Police found the TV star parked on the side of a road blocking traffic. She was booked into the Santa Barbara County Jail and was let go on $5,000 bail. She still ...

Weekly Booty - Sarah Palin Corn Maze, Video Game Bar & Jenna’s Vaj

Friday, September 26th, 2008

Welcome to the Weekly Booty, a Friday feature at Buzz Pirates where we recap some of the best loot we've dugg up on the net in the past week. Check out some of these treasures matey... Gizmodo - Video Game Bar Tackles Two Life-Hindering Addictions at Once. We gotta have one ...

Regional Sales Manager Rallies Team by Declaring Fall 2008 “Hammer Time”

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

Knoxville, Tennessee: An already excruciating Power Point presentation by regional sales manager Harvey Blythe was brought to new lows Tuesday, when he declared the most recent sales drive to be “Hammer Time.” The rallying cry “Hammer Time” was inspired by Oakland rapper Stanley “M.C. Hammer” Burrell and his early 1990’s ...

Lindsay Lohan Falls for the Jedi Mind Trick

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

Apparently yesterday was "Open Closet" day, as Clay Aiken was not the only one revealing interesting facts about his sexuality. Looks like everyone's favorite trainwreak, Lindsay Lohan let an interesting tidbit slip as well. Check out this clip of Lindsay Lohan and her boy girl ??? toy, Sam Ronson on Lovelines. ...

Weekly Booty - Douchebag pictures, Save the World PSA, & Mmmmegan

Friday, September 19th, 2008

Welcome to the Weekly Booty, a Friday feature at Buzz Pirates where we recap some of the best loot we've dugg up on the net in the past week. Check out some of these treasures matey.... What were they thinking? These 12 idiots lost jobs, reputations, or their freedom after dumb ...

International Talk Like a Pirate Day

Friday, September 19th, 2008

Ahoy, matey! Turn your mast to starboard (or port) and celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate day with us at Buzz Pirates. Methinks that because of the name of this website, we be required to mention how important International Talk Like a Pirate Day be. Avast land lubber! Think you've ...

What Happens when You Fall Asleep at a Mets Game?

Thursday, September 18th, 2008

As a Mets fan, i can see how getting drunk at the game is an important part of dealing with the stress. With such a tight race for the NL East, and last year's disaster still lingering... the fans need to blow off some steam. So what happens when you ...

Don’t F’ With the National Anthem Kat

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

Talk about trying a little too hard. Check out this rendition of the National Anthem sung by Kat Deluna before Monday night's Cowboys Eagles game. She adds exactly 1,353 completely pointless and annoying extra notes to the song. We counted. Listen to all the boos she gets at the end ...

Mini Me’s Car Collection

Monday, September 15th, 2008

Now that he is a famous porn star, Mini Me Verne Troyer has started a luxury car collection. Check out a few of his prized possessions below. Rumor has it Verne will be entering his lamborghini in a wild, no holds barred, cross country car race...the Musketball Run. When ...

Tina Fey Scores as Sarah Palin on SNL Season Premiere

Monday, September 15th, 2008

The season premiere of Saturday Night Live started off strong with Tina Fey returning to her stomping grounds with a spot on impression of Sarah Palin. Props to Tina and Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton for a funny, topical and well executed sketch to start the season. These ladies are ...