Kite Surfer Proves Hurricanes Are Good for Society
August 19, 2008 – 2:04 pm by JeffThat’s right, I said it. Hurricanes are good for society because they weed out the idiotic, leaving the intelligent to survive and procreate. It is Darwinism at its finest. Just take a look at this Dodo bird who decided to go Kite Surfing in the middle of Tropical Storm Fay. Kevin Kearney remains in critical condition after winds up to 70 mph picked him up like a rag doll and slammed him face first into a building down the street.
Seriously, what was this genius thinking? What did he expect 70 mile per hour winds to do with his meek little body? Ironically, Kevin’s calendar for next weekend shows another thrill seeking adventure - standing up to a Mac truck barreling down Route 95 at 60 miles per hour. “No problem”, thought Kevin, “its 10 mph slower”.
The Buzz Pirates are not entirely heartless. We hope he makes a quick recovery. Well…everywhere except his reproductive system.
Update: Looks like WFOR-TV, the CBS affiliate from Miami, pulled the video from YouTube. You can see the original here. Enjoy the Fox News version below (even better).
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One Response to “Kite Surfer Proves Hurricanes Are Good for Society”
Just goes to show how retarded some people can be. I am a kitesurfer myself so know very well that 70mph is ridiculous not to mention the guy obviously didnt know what he was doing.