Stupidest Celebrity Baby Names - The Top (Bottom) 12

July 14, 2008 – 10:16 pm by Corey

Famously Famous Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s various nannies and servants were just given more children to raise and care for in the way of twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline – (Maybe Knox its better then Shilouh).

Of course, the proud parents want their children to have a “normal” life, and what better way to start then with weird names. Nevertheless, these names are far from the stupidest. The top twelve stupidest baby names then?

12. Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow

11. Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (in classic Jackson weirdness…Alejandra was previously married to Jermaine’s brother Randy)

10. Moon Unit: Frank Zappa (Don’t forget the other acid trips Dweezil and Diva Muffin)

9. Ocean: Forest Whitaker (also father to Sonnet and True)

8. Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu (I’m sorry Ms. Jackson)

7. Spec Wildhorse: John Cougar Mellencamp (Why not Jack or Diane?)

6. Suri: Tom Cruise and brainwashed bride Katie Holmes (Maybe the real father is an alien, well, another alien)

5. Tallulah: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore (They also trot out Scout and Rumer)

4. Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (Is that a name or a made up major?)

3. Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (also father to Zolten – Maybe Teller’s the normal one)

2. Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name…cool)

1. Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (My Name is Pilot Inspektor)

Update (8/21/08): Gwen Stefani gave birth to another boy yesterday. She and husband Gavin really came up with a doosy of name for this poor kid - Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. Not sure what number it should be, but it definitely belongs on this list!

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Posted in Celebrities | Tags: baby names, brangelina, stupidity

11 Responses to “Stupidest Celebrity Baby Names - The Top (Bottom) 12”
By Jeff on July 14, 2008 @ 11:19 pm

Hey everyone! Say hello to my good friend Corey, the newest addition to the Buzz Pirates writing team.

Awesome post Corey!
By cuzzy on July 15, 2008 @ 9:21 am

Hey Corey, are you a good pirate or a bad pirate?
By baby boy on July 15, 2008 @ 1:28 pm

I agree the name Pilot Inspektor need to be at the top of the list.
By Bryan on July 15, 2008 @ 2:06 pm

Hola Corey…great post.

If my mamma named me Pilot Inspektor I’d kick her in the box.
By Forest on July 15, 2008 @ 2:41 pm

Hey Corey,

Great article did you make Pilot Inspektor up?

Sounds ridiculous!!
By Jeff on July 15, 2008 @ 2:55 pm

Actually his son’s full name is Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf-Lee. Its for real!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Lee_(entertainer)#Personal_life

Hmmm…according to that link. Jason Lee is also a member of the Church of Scientology. That could explain a lot!
By Maggie on July 15, 2008 @ 5:41 pm

It doesn’t matter what these kids are called because their parents are rich and famous.
By Jeff on July 15, 2008 @ 5:59 pm

…because their parents are rich and famous.

All the more reason why these poor kids are destined to be incredibly fucked up.
By Corey on July 15, 2008 @ 7:32 pm

Oh, I’m a bad Pirate… And I certainly think Pilot Inspektor is number 1.
By Jason Boom on July 19, 2008 @ 3:43 am

I’ve now lost a lot of respect for Jason Lee. And he and I shared a moment…

Scientologist, ee-gads!