Wii Beer Pong

Ohhhh Yeahhh…Your days of searching under the refrigerator for the last good ping-pong ball just so you can play a little Beer Pong (or Beruit, as I like to call it) are over! No more desperately trying to reshape the ball by microwaving it in a cup of water after the drunk bastard on the losing team accidentally steps on it. No more duck taping balls or using your dad’s practice golf balls made out of plastic.

You can now play Beer Pong on Wii. Check…it…out…

I don’t know…call me old fashioned, but I still prefer to drink out of cups with tons of shit in the bottom of them. I guess this is still a good backup!

Jeff

Top 10 Mondegreens

douche commercialMonde-what??? Merriam-Webster dictionary recently added about 100 new words to their collegiate dictionary of the English language. One of them was mondegreen, which refers to a word or phrase that results from a mishearing of something said or sung.

The word comes from an old Scottish ballad in which the lyric “laid him on the green” has been confused over time with “Lady Mondegreen.” Misquoted song lyrics happen all the time in popular music. To honor this, we are happy to present Buzz Pirates’s Top 10 list of Mondegreens of Popular Music.

#10
“Lucy in the sky with Linus” – The Beatles, Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds
[actual lyric: "Lucy in the sky with diamonds"]
#9
“It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not” – Bon Jovi, Living On A Prayer
[actual lyric: "It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not"]
#8
“I’ll never leave your pizza burning.” – Rolling Stones, Beast of Burden
[actual lyric: "I'll never be your beast of burden"]
#7
“Hold me closer Tony Danza” – Elton John, Tiny Dancer
[actual lyric: "Hold me closer Tiny Dancer"]
#6
“Got my first real sex dream. Thought I was 5 at the time.” – Bryan Adams, Summer of ’69
[actual lyric: "Got my first real six string. Bought it at the five and dime."]
#5
“Here we are now, in containers” – Nirvana, Smells Like Teen Spirit
[actual lyric: "Here we are now, entertain us"]
#4
“All of those tunas covered with oil” – Jimmy Buffet, Margaritaville
[actual lyric: "All of the tourists covered with oil"]
#3
“Excuse me while I kiss this guy” – Jimmy Hendrix, Purple Haze
[actual lyric: "Excuse me while I kiss the sky"]
#2
“There’s a bathroom on the right” – Credence Clearwater Revival, Bad Moon Rising
[actual lyric: "There's a bad moon on the rise."]

And the winner is….

#1
“Revved up like a douche, another runner in the night.” – Manfred Mann, Blinded By the Light (written by Bruce Springsteen)
[actual lyric: "Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night"]

Special thanks to KissThisGuy.com for some of these ideas.

Jeff

Cougar Bait – Anyone Can Be A Stud

In case you haven’t noticed, we love funny t-shirts here at Buzz Pirates. I have just waisted the last 3 hours playing around with the greatest website I have ever seen. Instead of searching the web for funny t-shirts, you can create your own at Zazzle.com!

Here is one of my latest creations. Simple. Hilarious. Awesome.

Cougar Bait T-Shirt

Order in the first 5 minutes and you can save 20% on some awesome tees. Create you own and post it here. We’d love to see some more hilarious ones.

Jeff

A Rod’s Wife Scores With Lenny Kravitz

Talk about a love triangle – or is it a diamond? NY Yankee third baseman Alex Rodriguez has split with his wife Cynthia Rodríguez after months of martial issues. But it doesn’t stop there. Add in a few celebrities, like Madonna and Lenny Kravitz and this really gets interesting.

First ARod has been spotted getting very close with Madonna, sometimes leaving her NY apartment after midnight. Madonna and Lenny Kravitz used to date back in the 90′s. So what does Cynthia do as ARod and Mad get cozy? She runs off to Paris to hook up with Lenny. I guess its a case of an eye for an eye…er…musician for a musician for the Rodriguez’s.

Where this leaves Madonna’s husband, Guy Ritchie is anyone’s guess. I guess he could make this love diamond a hexagon sexagon by nailing Kravitz ex-wife Lisa Bonnet.

How A-Rod has any time for baseball is beyond me. I bet he starts hitting a lot more home runs though!

ARod Hitting Lenny Kravitz