Golden Girls 2048: Hotties Who Will Star In the Remake
July 24, 2008 – 11:27 am by Jeff
Goldenest Girl Estelle Getty passed away earlier this week. In honor of her memory, and the rest of the Golden Gals, we thought it would be fun to hop into the Buzz Pirates Time Machine and check out which actresses of today will star in the Golden Girls remake 40 years from now. Buzz Pirates proudly presents Golden Girls 2048…
Introducing the adorable Jessica Simpson…
…as the ditsy bimbo Rose Nylund (originally played by Betty White)
The seductive Scarlett Johansson…
… as the (slightly slutty) southern debutant Blanche Devereaux (originally played by Rue McClanahan)
Every lesbians fantasy, Hilary Swank…
…as the hairy chested Dorothy Zbornak (originally played by Bea Arthur)
And finally, King of Queen’s abrasive New Yourka, Leah Remini…
…as the outspoken Sophia Petrillo (originally played by the late great Estelle Getty)
Thank you ladies, for someday being our friends.
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10 Responses to “Golden Girls 2048: Hotties Who Will Star In the Remake”
Ha ha, this is absolutely hilarious!!
I should see what I would like like in 2048!!
You picked some busty gals for this list. Part two should be what their hogans will look like years from now. I am predicting they’ll look like a tube sock with a cue ball at the end of it.
Buzz Pirates strikes gold.
It cracks me up how there are people out there that look over this entire post and their only reaction is “what lame photoshop”. Are you kidding me? They are missing the whole point. Its just funny to think of Jessica Simpson playing Rose on Golden Girls. Its not like I was trying to win “Photoshop of the Year”.
Actually Jeff…..its not funny at all
Now that is a comment I can respect. If you don’t think its funny, that’s cool. I appreciate your opinion.
If your point was that it is simply funny to think of Jessica Simpson playing Rose on Golden Girls, than you could have made that point without any pictures at all. But, you included your digital artwork, so naturally they think that’s the point. People click on this link expecting to be blown away with realistic photo-editing that makes contemporary actresses look quite old.
It’s not just that the photo edits aren’t very good; the concept itself just isn’t really funny. No offense, just bein’ honest.
nice work dude, but I think you should’ve given Jessica Simpson a serious case of geriatric acne to disprove those annoying late night Proactiv infomercials