Archive for July, 2008

Chris McAlister Has a Big Truck and a Small…

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

Baltimore Ravens cornerback Chris McAlister is apparently compensating for something. The three-time Pro Bowler showed up for training camp this week impressing ladies with the size of his...truck? This ain't no puny unit. To put things into perspective, Chris is 6'1" and 206 lbs. He looks like Gary Coleman standing ...

The Origin of Cuil, and Other Ridiculous Web Names

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

.thetable td { padding-bottom: 20px; vertical-align: top; } Search engine company Cuil.com launched last night. Wupeee, another search engine. Is it me, or does it seem that a new Web 2.0/Internet/Social Media company (which I am hereby coining as WISMs) pops up every single day hour? And apparently ...

Golden Girls 2048: Hotties Who Will Star In the Remake

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

Goldenest Girl Estelle Getty passed away earlier this week. In honor of her memory, and the rest of the Golden Gals, we thought it would be fun to hop into the Buzz Pirates Time Machine and check out which actresses of today will star in the Golden Girls remake 40 ...

Deconstructing Scientology

Monday, July 21st, 2008

Katie Holmes created some recent buzz as Perez Hilton discovered that her discolored hands were likely the result of the Scientology Purification Rundown, a ritual that uses vitamin “bombs” and long periods of time in a sauna to cleanse the body of toxins. With more than 142 times the toxic ...

Can I be Batman? Is the Dark Knight The Most Realistic Superhero?

Friday, July 18th, 2008

I believe that it was either Shakespeare or R. Kelly who said: “There goes my hero, watch him as he goes there goes my hero, he's ordinary” (actually it was the Foo Fighters) This quote works for Batman, because he's an ordinary hero who makes himself extraordinary. The latest Chris Nolan created Batman series ...

2008 Emmy Awards: Our Predictions

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

The nominations for the 2007-2008 Primetime Emmy Awards were announced this morning at 5:35am PT by none other than Doogie Houser himself, Neil Patrick Harris. Rumors were flying that, since he was unveiling the nominations, Doogie Neil was not going to be nominated himself for his amazing role as Barney ...

Stupidest Celebrity Baby Names - The Top (Bottom) 12

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Famously Famous Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's various nannies and servants were just given more children to raise and care for in the way of twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline – (Maybe Knox its better then Shilouh). Of course, the proud parents want their children to have a "normal" ...

Budweiser: Koning van Bieren

Monday, July 14th, 2008

That would be Dutch for "King of Beers". After many attempts, Belgian-Brazilian brewer InBev has finally been able to woo Anheuser-Busch board members who agreed to sell the company for $70 a share. The $52 billion dollar takeover makes InBev the largest brewer in the world. I can't help but to ...

Carrie Underwood in a Bikini

Friday, July 11th, 2008

Smmmmmmokin! Next time you are at the beach, take a closer look at the chicks sunbathing around you. You never know...one of them just might be Carrie Underwood. TMZ has some smokin' hot pictures of the country music star sunbathing in a skimpy bikini at a very crowded beach. (and ...

Google and the Swastika (卐)

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

So I was checking my Google Trends this morning and I noticed a very bizarre and frightening symbol on the list of most searched topics at Google. A swastika! WTF? We all know that Google is mobilizing for global domination and annihilates internet competition by the thousands, but this is ...