Verne Troyer Mini ME(at) Sex Tape

Oh holy grossness Batman! Looks like Verne Troyer, the 3-foot whatever actor who plays Mini Me has a sex tape. TMZ.com broke the eye scalding news yesterday. Of course, there was no way we could let this news pass the desk of Buzz Pirates without our professional opinion.

Ok, we get that people have some sick fetishes out there. To each their own. But really…who is going to want to watch this? Wouldn’t it kinda be like watching a matchbox car drive through the Lincoln Tunnel? And what about his girlfriend? It is just amazing what some people will do for love money. I am sure Verne is worth a couple of $million$. I guess this is a step up from blowing a gerbil for a chance at that loot. But who knows…maybe she really likes the Mini Meat.

Looks like the dealer who negotiated the Paris Hilton video is trying to move this to DVD. We’ve got a little advice for him…stick with the hot blondes.

If you can handle it, a clip of the video can be seen here. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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Posted in Celebrities, Sex | Tags: gross, mini me, sex tape