An Open Letter to Steven Tyler
May 25, 2008 – 8:00 pm by JeffDear Steven,
I heard from TMZ that you checked in to rebad recently. On behalf of all music fans everywhere, I ask…no…I beg…why…Steven why?!
You are in your sixties. You have clearly proven that you can survive the rock star lifestyle. So I ask you to please take a note from the journal of SIR (in my opinion) Keith Richards, and throw caution to the wind. Party it up.
Please don’t go to rehab. We cannot stand to hear another sober rendition of Amazing, Crazy, Lying, Crying or whatever corny, repetitive ballad that rolls out of your seltzer drinkin’ monster lips. Have a drink. Do some lines. Hell…shoot up for all I care. Its been more than 30 years and we are still waiting for another Sweet Emotion, Dream On, or Walk This Way (with or without a kick ass rap group).
We want you to stop selling out and start making music like you used to….from your heart and completely fucked up out of your mind.
Thank you,
Jeff Buzz
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6 Responses to “An Open Letter to Steven Tyler”
I am clean and have never taken drugs….. but when I reach 70 odd and if life isn’t all that great, maybe I will party like there is no tomorrow…. because there might not be. Steve really needs to look at the big picture here
All I know is…their music was a lot better with drugs.
In recent years Steven has turned his manhood for a vag. This lovey, dovey ballads have to go. I remember a time when Aerosmith rocked.
Wow. This “open letter” is completely horrid. The man is trying to get better again, not be mocked by a bunch of assholes who think this situation is funny.
I guess Kat didn’t read our disclaimer…
All I can say is dude looks like a lady…..