Archive for May, 2008

Jeff Peckman Alien Video

Friday, May 30th, 2008

UFO buff nut job, Jeff Peckman, has a video that he says is undeniable proof that space aliens exists. He plans to show this video to the media today in an attempt to increase support for the creation of an Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission in Denver, whose purpose would be to ...

Comcast.net Succumbs to Hackers

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

Way to go Comcast! Your website may be back up after being down all night but your users are still without email. Haven't you piss off enough people already? Why not add hmm.....how about every single customer to that group! Apparently hackers hijacked the Comcast.net domain name last night from domain ...

An Open Letter to Steven Tyler

Sunday, May 25th, 2008

Dear Steven, I heard from TMZ that you checked in to rebad recently. On behalf of all music fans everywhere, I ask...no...I beg...why...Steven why?! You are in your sixties. You have clearly proven that you can survive the rock star lifestyle. So I ask you to please take a note from the ...

American Idol Voting is Flawed

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

Tonight is the final night of competition for this season of American Idol. Finally! Who will be the winner? Will it be David Cook, the 25 year old bartender from Blue Springs, MO? Or will it be David Archuleta, the barely 17 year old Mormon from Murray, UT. The singer ...

Jevic Transportation Can’t Afford the Gas

Monday, May 19th, 2008

After 27 years, New Jersey based trucking company Jevic Transportation is ceasing operations due to unbearable diesel fuel costs, rising insurance premiums, and increased economic downturn. The 1,900 employee company, based out of Delanco, NJ, gave very little warning to the vast majority of their employees. The company said that, ...

Preakness Is Here, Let Your Red Necks Shine

Friday, May 16th, 2008

The people of Maryland are known to have a bit of an identity crisis. Geographically, the state is located below the Mason-Dixon Line, but in reality Maryland is hardly considered a Southern state. However, on the third Saturday in May all that seems to change for an entire day. The ...

Sue Simmons Proves She Just Another New Yorker

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

Those of you not from the New York area might not know who Sue Simmons is. She has been the co-anchor of NBC's Evening News for almost 30 years now (since 1980). Growing up just outside of New York, she was a staple in my house. Not because I watched ...

Texas Sinkhole - The World Really IS Falling Apart

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

Why does it seem that everything crazy always happens in Texas? Whether it is a God fearing Cult, a dude with 21 wives, or a Cult of dudes with 21 wives, whenever something bizarre happens, its a good bet that its happening in Texas. Here is another perfect example. The town ...

Cinco De Mayo - Tequila Shots for All!

Monday, May 5th, 2008

Break out the tequila everyone, its Cinco De Mayo! Time to celebrate the long tradition of the important cultural significance of...ummm...hmmm...being May fifth? Like St. Patrick's day, Cinco De Mayo has turned into another "cultural holiday" where Americans suddenly feel inspired to celebrate their cultural tolerance by whipping out the margaritas ...

Paulette Dean Daly the Latest Rocket Woman

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

Three days after creating HUGE media buzz about having a 10-year affair with country music star train wreck, Mindy McCready, Roger Clemens is back on the front page again today. This time the NY Daily News is reporting that Roger had an affair with Paulette Dean Daly, the ex wife ...