Who is Carole Mallory and Why Does She Have a Sex Tape?

April 24, 2008 – 11:49 am by Jeff

Remember when celebrity trends used to be things like hair styles and clothing brands? Twelve year old girls used to run around wearing bras on the outside of their shirts to be more like Madonna. Ah…if we only knew then how innocent that would seem now. Unfortunately, today’s celebrity trends make Madonna look like Mother Theresa. The two biggest celebrity trends of late seem to be getting pregnant and making sex tapes.

Anyone who’s anyone today is either lactating on their Vera Wang at the latest award show, or is crediting their oral techniques by the glow of a night vision camera on their latest filmography. What can be said about celebrity pregnancies? Well not much other than prepare for a hoard of some really messed up kids. I see “Celebrity Therapist” as the #1 career choice in the next 10 years.

Celebrity Sex Tapes, on the other hand, are really not that new. One would think that we have Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton to thank for these wonderful influences on today’s influential tweens. Recent news is popping up lately though that this is a trend that has occurred for quite some time. Last week, the latest Buzz was surrounding Marilyn Monroe’s sex tape that shows her “performing” more than just a song for a man who may or may not be John F. Kennedy.

New news is hitting the Buzz today that two-time Pulitzer Prize winning author Norman Mailer, who pasted away last November, made a sex tape with Carole Mallory during an affair they had between 1983 and 1992. The tape was found among Mailers possessions that were donated to Harvard University after his death. Who is Carole Mallory, you might ask? Well, I really have no idea. But contact Harvard University if you want to see her having sex with this guy…