Archive for April, 2008

Paula Abdul Lets the Cat Out of the Bag

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

Or maybe she was just just "in the bag". Either way, she goofed up big time on the supposedly live airing of last night's American Idol. In case you missed it, here is what happened. Down to five people, each contestant sang TWO songs from Neil Diamond last night. Instead ...

Grand Theft Auto 4 Released Today – Take Cover

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

Grand Theft Auto 4, the eagerly anticipated video game gangster simulator from Take Two Interactive releases in stores across the country today. First week sales are expected to top $400 as teenagers began lining up outside video game stores as early as 5pm last night to be among the first ...

Mindy McCready Rode Roger’s Rocket

Monday, April 28th, 2008

All fingers are pointing at Roger Clemens again this morning. The NY Daily News is reporting that the pitching ace had a 10 year affair with country music start Mindy McReady that spanned his career with the Red Sox, Blue Jays, Yankees and Astros. It gets better. Apparently the affair ...

Who is Carole Mallory and Why Does She Have a Sex Tape?

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Remember when celebrity trends used to be things like hair styles and clothing brands? Twelve year old girls used to run around wearing bras on the outside of their shirts to be more like Madonna. Ah...if we only knew then how innocent that would seem now. Unfortunately, today's celebrity trends ...

Miley Cyrus Wears Underwear?

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

OH MY LORD! Shield my eyes! I cannot be exposed to such filth! Seriously folks...give me a frickin' break. Is this picture of Miley Cyrus really such a big deal? It seems like everyone on earth is so quick to brand her with a scarlet "B" and consider her the ...

Let’s Fire Bill Maher

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Bill Maher, host of HBO's talk show "Real Time with Bill Maher", is in some hot water after comments he made regarding the Pope's recent visit to the the United States. After practically calling the Pope a Nazi (even though the Pope was once in a youth ...

The Origins of 420 and Earth Day

Sunday, April 20th, 2008

Today is 4/20. Remove the slash and you’ve got a term more important to stoners than any other combination of characters in the english language. For those of you who are pot-illiterate, “420″ is a term used to describe the consumption (or should I say inhalation) of marijuana. Read the full ...

If You Take Anything On This Blog Seriously, You’re An Idiot

Friday, April 18th, 2008

Hey there. I'm Jeff. Some of you might know me from my other blog, BuzzMyBlog.com. I am starting Buzz Pirates, seriously, for my own amusement. BuzzMyBlog is a great blog (if I do say so myself), but I need an outlet for my own twisted sense of humor. If you ...